Yeah yeah yeah, your favorite new restaraunt is lovely, shiny, has plenty of nice ambient lighting and wonderful art on the walls. But you puked your guts out the last time you had their chicken chili on a stick and the egg rolls were just a tad off. This is Seattle, this is my food blog, and this is an irate chowhound who hates bad kitchens, bad chefs, and bad service. Welcome to the Caustic Culinary.